The Smart Pig
A traveling salesman came upon an old
farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one
leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity
got the best of him.
Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg? asked the
salesman.
Well sonny , I'll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my
tractor overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and
thought I would die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around
with his nose till he got me out and he dragged me back to the house.
Saved my life that pig did.
Wow, that's really amazing said the salesman , but I still don't know
why the pig only has one leg.
Well I'll tell ya, said the farmer. One
night me and the wife were asleep at about 3am when a fire broke out in
the kitchen. Well that pig broke down the door, came into our bedroom
waking us up and getting us out before the fire could get us , saved our
lives that pig did!
Well that really great but why does the pig only have one leg?
Well sonny, when you get a pig that smart,
you don't want to eat him all
at once!
