Signs
You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat
You get
winded from knocking on the door.
You ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.
You're the only
Mummy in the neighborhood with a
walker.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't
remember the rest.
You keep having to go back home to go to the restroom.
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge
your hairpiece.
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not
wearing a mask.
You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
