Top Ten Things
You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that
on.
9. No son of mine is going to live under this roof
without an earring. Now quit complaining and
let's go to the mall.
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll
have to stop and ask for directions.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one
movie I gotta see!
5. Take my wallet and the keys to my new car
and GO CRAZY.
4. We never talk anymore.
3. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
2. Is there anything else on TV other than sports?
and the Number 1 thing you'll never hear a Dad say:
When I was growing up, we had it so easy!
