DAD Sayings

No, we're not there yet.

Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.

Coffee will stunt your growth.
 

Don't ask me, ask your mother.

Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!

You didn't beat me. I let you win.

"Hey" is for horses.

You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!

Turn off those lights. You think I am made of money?



That's the best way I know to put out an eye!

Are you bored? I'll give you something to do.

I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.



I don't care what other people are doing!
I'm not everybody elses father!

When I was your age. I had to walk to
school in 10 feet of snow up hill both ways!

Don't make me stop the car!